Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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EpicSquishii 21
Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.
perdix 31
#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!
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Comments (140)
pokerface91 5
Did you forget to take your medication today? You sound like a very unstable individual. You should probably go see a therapist and work out your issues.
icemand90 17
your man card has been revoked, and a list of therapists is in the mail...
Smashhoof 15
I can understand why you were crying. I would never want to see a dog hanging on a wall. Even a picture of it.
Mr_Satan 11
25 - The only thing more feminine than sparkling vampires is sparkling vampire women.
Megan639 16
Am I supposed to feel bad for you? You didn't deserve the job.
mattlw 25
Man up OP.
lowiqtv 3
And the worlds biggest pussy award goes to...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I can't help but think that if OP was a woman, there wouldn't be nearly as many YDIs. Men are stereotyped as always being macho and hard-headed, whereas women are portrayed as more emotional and sometimes weaker. Neither of these stereotypes are true in all circumstances. Perhaps OP just has a big heart, which is just fine, even if he is a man. Sorry OP, you sound like a good person. It does suck that you had such a reaction during a job interview though, but next time try to contain yourself until after the interview. That would be my advice regardless of your gender.
babeababe 16
Emotional much?
StanSmith2013 26
Pull yourself together, good luck for next time round!