Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
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Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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EpicSquishii 21
Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.
perdix 31
#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!
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Comments (140)
cmoney408 6
was it a picture of a dog hanging, on the wall... or was it a picture of a dog, hanging on the wall... If its the first one, you probably shouldn't want to work there anyway.
dr_snow_bear 29
What ever you do OP, don't watch Old Yeller!
ecce 20
This just about made me cry... Reading it after spending 30 minutes in my professors office crying about my life. :/ Life's rough.
icepick23 12
Awwww, you're so cute! I want to hug you and pet your head
jessherself13 21
OP I feel really sorry for you, and I don't envy your sensitivity at all. YDI. Learn to control your emotions better, how do you manage up function outside of your home?
KiddNYC1O 22
Per your reaction, I read "a dog hanging on the wall..." I was like whaaa??
MidnightMusic53 37
OP, you must be very unstable considering a picture of a dog made you cry just because you remembered a movie. I don't feel sorry for you, if you're old enough to be out looking for a job, you're old enough to control your emotions, especially at critical times, such as during job interviews. I hope you learn to control yourself better for your own sake.
iLuvsIt 10
I originally downvoted this for reasons, then realized that the day before just the thought of my dog being hurt turned me into a blubbering mess. I deserve that downvote; not you.
rilarooney 3
This sounds suspiciously like an episode of New Girl.... Hmmmm
Geekyandproud 19
And I thought it was bad when my 50 year old father cried watching it at the cinema...