Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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Top comments
EpicSquishii 21
Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.
perdix 31
#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!
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Comments (140)
chuka81 27
smh
ohgeejosee 19
Sounds like some personal problems that need to be taken care of, OP!
skyeyez9 25
I could understand this if you had a yellow lab who died recently. And seeing the pic reminded you that your dog is gone and never coming back opened the floodgates. But crying in general over the movie is odd.
AlexiAwesome 10
Sensitivity is not allowed in the workplace! Haha jk sorry
joeymo304 9
I'm embarrassed you are from my state
twinkiefeets 17
You are truly pathetic. Get a grip.
scottyspot 11
I may have a crappy life, but yours is definitely worse! Get a grip man!
TheCutestLizard 28
Talk therapy and Prozac. You shouldn't be so upset about a movie that you cannot control your emotions during a job interview.
j_cat187 20
Prozac is a nasty drug.
TheCutestLizard 28
How so? Prozac helps a lot of people!
DogsPaw 16
I can't watch that commercial. Makes me want the people who did that, suffer the same fate.
TheWorldGreatest 8
So sorry ! Better luck next time !