By LunaCrow - 10/02/2015 02:32 - United States - Shakopee

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tell them you agree with them while eating a steak

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JazzehG143 10

I'm a vegetarian, so I do eat eggs. But vegans don't eat eggs, meat, or dairy. Stupid people.

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ViviMage 38

Was it scrambled tofu? There are some egg dishes that are really tofu based. I can't stand the texture, myself!

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KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

You need smarter friends.

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Mr23 9

"Do as I say" - the friend reportedly said while covering his omelet if freshly fried pig's blood - "not as I do. Cholesterol- it'll kill ya". in another universe: "This egg is in a coma, so it's, like, basically a vegetable."

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mixerblue 4

Are you a vegan? If so, maybe it is time you told them why.

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Snuffleupaguss 15

There's a thing called ovo-lacto-vegetarianism.. They probably meant that. It's a vegetarian that can eat eggs and dairy products.

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Emma Marshall 19

What a ********. That's part of the reason people don't like vegans 🤦🏽‍♀️

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