Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first... - FML

By cherknobil - 07/07/2019 00:00

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw. The employees had to call 911. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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Jaws

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML

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Heimlich

By Macdaddy - 05/12/2008 12:49 - France

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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Agoraphobic

By jaya - 03/05/2022 12:00

Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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By bucktooth - 26/04/2012 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Sunday 7 July 2019 0:12

How big was this burger?

fayevalentine427 3

Thursday 11 July 2019 11:48

that,for sure ,is a bigass burger

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MidnaLink 33

Sunday 7 July 2019 0:12

How big was this burger?

QueenSaru 28

Sunday 7 July 2019 0:51

Who calls 911 for that? I have a crappy jaw that clicked/got stiff and that happened to me once eating a burrito on vacation. It took about two weeks but it finally went back into place. Went to my dentist when I got home and told them what happened and they were like, "But it's back in place now right? So it's fine." Like... there was no concern that it popped out in the first place!

mas12806 24

Sunday 7 July 2019 11:35

Good way to learn to eat healthier

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 7 July 2019 14:20

I'm calling bullshit if your jaw was in that bad of shape why wouldn't you cut it? Even people that do food stunts know that and you were doing that on either a hurt jaw or you took on way more. Either way your an idiot.

grass20 3

Sunday 7 July 2019 16:51

I hope you get well.

DeeVa 7

Sunday 7 July 2019 21:03

Well, that bites!

fayevalentine427 3

Thursday 11 July 2019 11:48

that,for sure ,is a bigass burger

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