Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
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Top comments
hardcorefan16 22
That's not really your fault though. Cars do slide on ice. No one knows when it will happen.
CzaneWinters 9
You should probably never trust your gut again
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Comments (111)
pedinhuh 23
Just let them try to sue you, can't they understand that accidents happens on slippery roads? They will lose and then you revenge-sue them for moral damage ;)
CliffyB03 28
You could always, in turn, sue the city for not keeping the roads safe
isaak_sanchez 18
You deserve it but **** your life
Lilkat39 5
Ouch! Tough lesson about not trusting your gut. I'm sorry OP. ?
shady914 14
I hope everything works out for you, OP. Shit happens sometimes :/ Fyl
littlefoott69 14
unless you pushed 3 cars it is not all your fault others may have been following too close as well
writerchic85 26
Can they really sue you if you have insurance though?
RageWolf16 31
I think this may be the worst FML of this year so far. FYL dude
aschelb89 4
they'll sue, conditions will be described, filed under act of god. They will have to pay themselves as will you.
aschelb89 4
they'll try to sue you, conditions will be described, it will be filed under act of god and immediately dismissed as an unfaultable case more than likely. Everyone suing you will pay legal fees to be told "fix your own car" and you should get out of it possibly without a citation.
mads_fml 7
jesus didn't take the wheel :/