Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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perdix 31
#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)
im_joking 11
And the granny strikes again!
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jameen 11
You should've just been like 'Oops, forgot I kept my spare pants in there'
DaisyDanger 7
That happens to everyone OP! Laugh it off, people will laugh with you, hide in shame, people will laugh at you! The same thing happened to my Dad while at work (he was a government supervisor).
Wizardo 34
I'm pretty sure this hasn't happened to anyone ever, that's like saying bras fell put of your vest or something :/
xTrepidation 14
I think everyones experienced something like this at least once, although socks seem to be my biggest fan. At least this wasn't at a school or work where everyone knows you!
theycallmekitty 13
A sock fell out of my shorts during a presentation! But I was more excited because I had been looking for that sock.
GrinchFu1 27
Not too long ago I showed up at my daughter's choir recital with a pair of my old lady's thong panties stuck to the back of my hoodie. I was obviously oblivious... until about halfway through the recital when they fell to my feet right next to and older couple and their grandchildren. Awesome! ****!!!
Shortay123 14
It could have been worse. It could have been a jock strap or something even more embarrassing. Don't stress, you're not going to be remembered solely for this event. Plus it's a funny story to tell a friend whenever there's a lull in the conversation (:
s_reel16 16
Shouldve said it was your girlfriends ;)
andyyroxx 20
I'm not saying lesbians don't exist, but OP is a female, just so you know. :)
jlynpa 10
Play the sympathetic card! Chicks will dig you if they think you hive the granny panty set a fair try :)
FightMyLiger 19
Take it easy Pootie Tang
SamCat 21
How did you not hear the static? There is always that annoying sound when two pieces of clothing are stuck together in a drier. (oh crap i'm such a housewife) 0.o
ironik69 31
Agreed, that noise is quite irritating!!!
jbunzie 6
that happened to me during school!!!! lol
CanadianCutie22 16
oh that's embarrassing