Work: Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad....

By Timmah - 31/08/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 06:42 - United States - Houston

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By MrTandy - 16/09/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

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By Sorry Not Sorry - 01/11/2016 14:01

Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this joke a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML

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By Lola Smith - 03/11/2020 11:02

Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML

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By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

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Arcterion 0

Monday 31 August 2009 12:14

Should've told him they were right next to the Tony Stark power armors.

RLJJ 0

Monday 31 August 2009 12:07

Too bad nowadays assholes are handled as if they were an endangered species... Sorry for you, FYL really.

Comments

Towelie_31 0

Monday 31 August 2009 15:42

It's not that funny, I mean jedis have to buy their lightsabers somewhere

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:01

Not Cool. Not funny. Not a good fml. You just belittled all the hardworking good people of the lightsaber industry. A pox upon you sir.

iusticanun 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:39

Epic. Win.

gummy_b3ar_qt 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:41

Shieeeeet....I wudve LMFAO 2 if I was in ur shoes! Hahahahaha.... :D

DbeX 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:03

You should have told him to get a life, but i prolly would have laughed my ass off too

blah123blah 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:09

Soo... Do you?

Shady_313 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 8:16

if you told a customer to get a life, then he would have gotten fired

Whatsername515 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:23

hahahahaha!

the_stereotype 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:17

i would have given him directions to a fake store and then laughed when he left. but how stupid is he to think a mere salesman would have access to something as precious as a light saber. he probably left muttering "non believer"

chicagofireallez 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:22

what a lazy prick! everyone knows you are supposed to BUILD YOUR OWN LIGHTSABER as part of your training.

lordmoe 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:38

Why didn't you just sell him a laser pointer?

jonny2x4 0

Monday 31 August 2009 18:24

You should have told him, "You couldn't afford it", just as a joke and see how he reacts. If he starts asking his mommy to get out her credit card, then go ahead and LYAO.