Why didn’t you measure the space the couch would’ve taken up and the measurements of the couch itself? Could’ve saved yourself a lot of time and money. I’m sorry. But I’m clicking on “You deserved it”.

Speaking as someone who had to carefully measure absolutely everything before purchasing any bit of furniture - YDI, and let this be a lesson to you.

If only there were something that would tell you in advance before you bought it. Maybe someone should invent it. It could be like, a retractable tape with markings on it to tell you how big something is...

To move a proportionately-sized couch, the charge is $25. You were assessed the $100 "Bend the Laws of Physics and Good Taste" fee.

Pivot! Pivot! And by "pivot", I mean "measure everything first".