Work: Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad....

By Timmah - 31/08/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 06:42 - United States - Houston

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By MrTandy - 16/09/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

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By Sorry Not Sorry - 01/11/2016 14:01

Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this joke a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML

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By Lola Smith - 03/11/2020 11:02

Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML

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By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

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Arcterion 0

Monday 31 August 2009 12:14

Should've told him they were right next to the Tony Stark power armors.

RLJJ 0

Monday 31 August 2009 12:07

Too bad nowadays assholes are handled as if they were an endangered species... Sorry for you, FYL really.

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Bannister19 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:39

YDI for being an idiot at work. its not even a tiny bit funny.

deusericus 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:06

That sucks, but you probably shouldn't have laughed.

cgirl626 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:38

if you had them in stock maybe you wouldnt have laughed and you wouldn't have gotten written up ydi

ccristina0001 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:19

seriously people??? seriously?? i mean cmon, relax, get ur heads out of the gutter... a light saber? really who asks for that, who believes that actually exists? why dont u just all join scientology with the rest of the dumb ppl on the planet hilarious, ur life is ****** buddy! i wouldve been on the floor

obviously_damned 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 8:37

"Be strong with the force, Luke." Rofl I laughed so hard at your FML, the way you printed it cracked me up. Sad.

wtflolomg 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 22:43

lmfao don't worry man i would have done that exact same thing lmao

monkeykiller77 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:10

its not that funny why did you laugh

Benben47 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:51

Uhhhh, no. That's ******* hilarious. It's obvious why he laughed.

stovetop2560 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 8:14

Agreed, thats amazing... I laughed for like 2 minutes at that one...

elenoa_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 16:13

When you were close to laughing at him, you should've said "Please hold while I check our inventory." then put him on hold and MADE SURE he was on hold before laughing your ass off.