Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I got written up by my line manager for being too friendly to customers. I work in retail, my job is to be friendly. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
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Top comments
Arcterion 0
Should've told him they were right next to the Tony Stark power armors.
RLJJ 0
Too bad nowadays assholes are handled as if they were an endangered species... Sorry for you, FYL really.
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Comments (158)
Irunintowalls09 0
Fyl! I probably would've laughed too. Btw, I'm knew on here what the hell does OP stand for?
Nooneslooking 0
I woild totally buy one if they were ever real :)
Phantom13 3
Original Poster hun....that's what OP stands for... Welcome to FML by the way...
fml_after_an_fml 0
wow i probably would've laughed too but YDI for laughing in the dude's face
Julioyobaby 0
Well, YDI because you really couldn't hold in your laugh? -_- Just wait until he leaves!
Subjectzero 0
you deserved it because your job is to be polite to customers. though that IS funny.
DRY0YRD 0
I wanna see how many of the people who clicked YDI could hold in laughter if that happened to them. I, for one, would be on the ground pissing myself.
Zoa_fml 0
Man FYL that person obviously did not see the discovery channel show about star wars technology which addressed the issue of the impossibility of weapons made entirely of laser beams!
ithedarkone 0
You should of pretended you did and ask him if he knows the way of the force... and does he want to have a dual your on the dark side darth vaders secret apprentice Lone Star Eno!
Capacop 0
Wow,Kinda feel sorry for the kid.Anyways,I call YDI for not waiting until he left :P
RideOorDiee 0
Do you???