Miscellaneous: Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years,...

By Wally - 08/05/2009 15:20 - Canada

Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML

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You deserved it 5 753

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By TordNorski - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 303

You deserved it 1 193

By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 301

You deserved it 3 718

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 388

You deserved it 5 602

Helicopter parents

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 16:01

Today, my wife finally let our kids stay the night at my mom's house, meaning we had our first night totally alone together in 6 years. She spent all night texting my mom for updates on the kids or on the phone to her sister, so I watched a film by myself then went to bed bored at 8:15 p.m. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 354

You deserved it 186

By SleepyMommy - 08/05/2016 17:05 - United States - Pomona

Today, my husband was going to let me sleep in for Mother's Day. That would have been great, if my brother didn't call me at 5:30 in the morning to say Happy Mother's Day. Now I'm up like any other day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 436

You deserved it 1 073

Arbitrary snooze button

By Thanks, Mom - 01/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 154

By Hareega - 19/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 593

You deserved it 3 984

White light/White heat

By Anonymous - 27/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I didn't get to sleep until 5 a.m., as I stayed up to finish off a big project that I have been working on for the past week. I was then woken up at 6 a.m. by my daughter saying she was ready for school. School starts at 9 a.m., and is a 2-minute drive away. I'm now at work, living off an hour of sleep and coffee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 887

You deserved it 280

CPS!

By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 049

You deserved it 11 687

By NoSleep - 26/09/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 869

You deserved it 3 265

SnIpEr_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:11

Yeah, screw that bitch. I'd call her ass up at 5:00 Am or something and ask how she slept

TheZephyrSon 3

Friday 8 May 2009 21:11

Wow...Your mother has a nasty sense of humor...

Comments

dr_house_MD 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:14

no one gives a damn....you couldn't sleep in. big woop. get over it. also i think you mean as *my* wife

retro_squares 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:42

Am I the only one who imagined Dorota from Gossip Girl reading this FML? (Yes, I am aware that a male wrote this, but the way it was written reminded me of the way Dorota speaks)

dreamofme 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:56

people lose sleep all the time. i have no sympathy... sorry

vag_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:57

turn off the ringers you idiot.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:32

#61: Who cares if YOU don't care? Stfu, with your grammar crap too. Now get a life. #64: This has been told the reason why, countless times. No YOU are the idiot.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:53

You must be one of those people who can't fall back asleep after being woken up. My mom has the same problem. Sorry, dude... that sucks.

KitKat864 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:56

Hahaha!! Classic :] It's def. somethin my dad would do!!

bortzy93 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:07

hahah old people get up sooooo early

that_guy321 2

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:13

7:30 isn't sleeping in...?

Zpecial26 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:28

/agree with #69... Oh, and your mom's sense of humor is awesome... and calling your wife "wife" isn't really nice... "as wife took our two young daughters" :P