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Stiff shit - why answer the phone? - let it go to voicemail. You set yourself up for it - sorry........
stop complaining and go back to sleep.
#17/24788: You have a point. @OP: My Mom's "sleeping in" is like... 8:30AM. A couple people in my grade are the same way because their parents won't let them sleep in later than that. It sucks though. You could have gone back to sleep. Or just ignored the phone call? I feel sympathy for you though. I hate it when people think waking others up is funny when they're extremely tired.
Although I know how you feel. Sometimes I can't go back to sleep... Maybe you'll get another chance to sleep in soon. Before another three years hopefully.
This is really funny.
That's badly worded and unrealistic =/
Sometimes I can't stand how ignorant some people are when posting a reply to these anecdotes. "Turn your phone off!" "Roll back asleep!" "This isn't a FML!" Come on, people! People are limited on the number of characters when typing up these FML's. Why turn off your house/cell phone? Something terrible could happen, and the OP would have no way of being contacted. Some people CAN'T roll back asleep. It could take a few minutes, or, it could even take an hour. Not everyone is the same.
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Yeah, screw that bitch. I'd call her ass up at 5:00 Am or something and ask how she slept
Wow...Your mother has a nasty sense of humor...