Today, I found out that being a good boyfriend who financially supports his girlfriend through university, has a good relationship with her family and even put myself at risk to care for her through a COVID infection, doesn’t matter because she prefers the guy she cheated with who has a bigger knob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum: me, the girl who’s been there through thick and thin for the past 2 years, supported him through his unemployment and death of his father, and who cooks and cleans for him every day, or the girl coworker who he’s been emotionally cheating on me with. Guess who he chose. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend only became my girlfriend because she was bored of having Tinder sex with dozens of guys and decided having a boyfriend she could cheat on with dozens of guys from Tinder would make the sex hotter and kinkier, like a dirty shameful secret to turn her on more. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
Man, that is a real FML, and I know it’s going to hurt. One day she is going to wake up and realise the stupid mistake she made, in the mean time you are not getting tied down to a shallow and unsupportive bitch. Take some time for you, and find your self as a person without that kind of crappy person in your life.
John Nemeth 14
I’ll never understand the whole concept of cheating. It’s essentially one of the biggest piece of shit moves a person can do in their life. Like yeah people break up it happens it’s life but to knowingly **** another person while being in a relationship with another. Like what the **** man. I would still consider it more honorable to just be straight up if You slept with someone right after it happened. I would still end the relationship but I wouldn’t be as broken-hearted or pissed off.... god this whole subject pisses me off. **** this I’m out.
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Sady_Ct 38
Man, that is a real FML, and I know it’s going to hurt. One day she is going to wake up and realise the stupid mistake she made, in the mean time you are not getting tied down to a shallow and unsupportive bitch. Take some time for you, and find your self as a person without that kind of crappy person in your life.
RichardPencil 32
Some girls like big knobs. Others are good with ordinary-sized ones. What you spent on her education you should spent on penis enlargement. Live and learn.
Gemfez 17
🤣😂
John Nemeth 14
I’ll never understand the whole concept of cheating. It’s essentially one of the biggest piece of shit moves a person can do in their life. Like yeah people break up it happens it’s life but to knowingly **** another person while being in a relationship with another. Like what the **** man. I would still consider it more honorable to just be straight up if You slept with someone right after it happened. I would still end the relationship but I wouldn’t be as broken-hearted or pissed off.... god this whole subject pisses me off. **** this I’m out.
kfchicken 31
never a great idea to spend exorbitant amounts of money on girlfriend especially when you're in your early 20s (assuming she's not doing her PhD). regardless that sucks. it's better you found out she's like this now rather than later
tounces7 28
I'd say she'll have regrets but honestly idiots like that are usually too dumb to ever come to enough of an understanding to regret their poor choices in life.
Nemesis_1148437476 9
Only thing you should do is break up and move on. Stop supporting her financially. Maybe go take vacation. There are others who would appreciate you. Though remember don't go overboard.
red6joker 8
you were a beta provider and she wanted to have fun. not really hypergamy on her end but I'm sure the knob part was just an excuse.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, if that's the kind of person she is, you're better off without her.
KingAdrock 16
Yeah, but it's generally nice to find this out before doing stuff like paying for her education or risking getting COVID...