By Wally - 08/05/2009 15:20 - Canada

Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 373
You deserved it 5 753

Same thing different taste

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Yeah, screw that bitch. I'd call her ass up at 5:00 Am or something and ask how she slept

TheZephyrSon 3

Wow...Your mother has a nasty sense of humor...

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primogen18 0

uh.. dont answer the phone? If you were looking to "sleep in" (meaning around 9 ish for me), you should have been out anyway, unless your a light sleeper. that sucks... YDI for announcing it though..

Similar thing happened to me, though 3 years is a long long time. After a few weeks of working 12 hour days, one Saturday I was planning to sleep as long as possible. My phone rang at around 8am. It was my sister, who then told me "I'm never up this early on Saturdays." I was just dumbfounded. I really should have unplugged the phone.

#77 wow...who's the loser? Not him, I assure you.

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He put it in 4 threads. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only put this in 7 threads. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary

xoLoveox 0

I would ******* kill her, I know what that's like

comment_fml 0

I've learned that people have different ideas of what constitutes "early" -- I think I'm waking up early if I'm up by 9:00, but my parents both consider that sleeping in

You need to call the woman at like 2 in the morning, and ask how she slept, now... It is the only way to bring balance back to the universe.