FML : Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I...

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Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML

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By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France

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By snowlep | 12

#7625578 - Saturday 21 April 2018 16:36

And they take the food way more seriously in France then in America. Whoops guess you two won’t be together

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By snowlep | 12

#7625578 - Saturday 21 April 2018 16:36

And they take the food way more seriously in France then in America. Whoops guess you two won’t be together

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