FML : Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded...

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Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Twix88 Say more :

This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.

By Twix88 - / Wednesday 19 February 2014 11:00 / United States - Huntsville

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By cyanidesandwich | 20

#5862826 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:01

I feel like we need to know what State this happened in.

By kjack49044 | 18

#5862911 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:34

Umm I live in Texas and it's still abnormal to date family here too...

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By Mightyrif | 23

#5862825 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:01

Ahhh don't you just love Texas!! I'm assuming it is of course...

botanistjessica | 24

#5862882 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:56

That's fucked up, asshole.

airhead2015 | 18

#5862886 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:01

It's actually Alabama. Check on the website dick.

kjack49044 | 18

#5862911 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:34

Umm I live in Texas and it's still abnormal to date family here too...

mario2012 | 18

#5862928 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:58

I hate people like you 1.

Gingerette | 8

#5862943 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:16

Pretty sure the only place where that's half normal is Arkansas...

gracehi | 31

#5862945 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:17

You're mixing up your stereotypes, 1. Incest being common is a stereotype of Alabama, not Texas. I'm not saying the stereotype is true in Alabama either.

jlamb0328 | 4

#5863262 - Thursday 20 February 2014 0:16

I actually thought that West Virginia was the state with the stereotype of incest...

King_paradox | 22

#5863269 - Thursday 20 February 2014 0:22

Such win. With that comment only texans or west Virginias would down vote

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5863312 - Thursday 20 February 2014 1:26

absolutely loved your comments(#55, #56 and #81) ! lmao

ItsATwinThing | 9

#5863481 - Thursday 20 February 2014 6:15

I'm British and that 'stereotype' is usually generalised to all southern states...I'm just sat here drinking tea and considering better dental care.

buttcramp | 21

#5863482 - Thursday 20 February 2014 6:17

I'm a Texan and just so you know we are responsible for a majority of the nations profits due to our medical centers, oil, etc. we aren't all hillbillies down here. I don't even own a gun, horse, dog, or boots. I do however, have a chef and restaurant manager for a husband, a brilliant toddler, and I work as a diagnostic ECG/ EKG technician. I'd say that's a pretty normal family (oh, and we weren't related prior to marriage)

WellThatSucked89 | 13

#5863656 - Thursday 20 February 2014 12:00

You must be so proud..

ajh1551 | 14

#5863658 - Thursday 20 February 2014 12:24

That's a nice story 102.

wildnargles | 15

#5863849 - Thursday 20 February 2014 16:29

You can add racism to that list too! Have a good day mam

jlamb0328 | 4

#5865444 - Saturday 22 February 2014 5:45

#102 That story was so thrilling I felt like I was actually there...wow...that just...that just blew my mind!!

mary_13 | 26

#5866035 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:00

You'r comment is my favorite.lol

equitationbound | 22

#5866319 - Sunday 23 February 2014 11:22

Thanks for the life story, 102.

kittykat1501 | 31

#6518308 - Sunday 24 January 2016 3:55

88she's from alabama

By cyanidesandwich | 20

#5862826 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:01

I feel like we need to know what State this happened in.

Ihavegas | 22

#5862829 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:04

I second this

amphetamin3 | 17

#5862837 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:11

Not on my phone. Just says united states.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5862841 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:16

Yeah, 12. Same here. I don't see AL anywhere.

Welshite | 39

#5862845 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:18

Baustigt was making a joke by perpetuating the Southern incest stereotype.

Welshite | 39

#5862850 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:21

And here I thought Baustigt was trying to be clever.

The app does not display the state.

Welshite | 39

#5862861 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:26

Ha! I already gave you my driver's license, and I'm not making that mistake again. Do you know how many private security guards I had to hire when I saw you stalking me? That kind of security ain't cheap, you know.

cyanidesandwich | 20

#5862862 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:27

Huh, I figured it was on the website. Go figure that it was Alabama...

crazytwinsmom | 25

#5862885 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:01

My phone app used to show the state but hasn't since I updated the app.

Kamon97 | 23

#5862889 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:06

Sweeet home Alabama!

crazytwinsmom | 25

#5862912 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:37

Where the skies are so blue

Scotticus117 | 11

#5863347 - Thursday 20 February 2014 2:25

It says Alabama on the post. So we shouldn't be surprised then...*queue banjo playing*

Clay_Pidgeon | 11

#5863349 - Thursday 20 February 2014 2:27

Alan, how much power does FML staff have? If somebody talks shit to you can you ban them or something? This is serious, I'm just wondering.

warsun | 27

#5863586 - Thursday 20 February 2014 8:50

Staff comments look so special D:

jadeystram | 3

#5863634 - Thursday 20 February 2014 11:05

It says Alabama in the description so It was probably there?? I can't say 100% of course :)

IHATEFMYLIFE | 26

#5863867 - Thursday 20 February 2014 17:03

29: I figure you like the word figure. :)

patrickalamo | 47

#5863876 - Thursday 20 February 2014 17:28

It's all relative...

By abhi95 | 31

#5862827 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:02

Waaw! You don't wanna know about his household for sure!

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5862892 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:09

He's definitely a Lannister

abhi95 | 31

#5863036 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 20:00

Can't wait for this season to start.. Even my exams will be over! I'm excited just thinking about last season's ending!

By 712sash | 25

#5862828 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:04

Seems like he needs his oil changed.

abhi95 | 31

#5862831 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:05

And that is metaphorically related how?

ComoEsJuan | 24

#5862858 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:25

Goin out a limb here and saying, maybe he meant "oil" to mean "mindset"?

C'mo, dude, back me up...

illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5862878 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:49

Don't know how that's related, but oil change in Blue Mountain State.. messed up..

TunaFireStarter | 16

#5862977 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:59

I thought it was more like his "brain oil." So he's saying he needs his "oil" changed to make his brain run better? That he isn't quite alright in the head? But that doesn't really make sense either.

Or maybe not. Who knows.

Faff | 20

#5862998 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 19:11

Maybe asking if you're dating is some kind of code meaning 'i need my oil changed' and this guy recognized the code

By derpina15 | 26

#5862833 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:07

I'm getting a vibe that you live in the south...

By Posthuman | 26

#5862834 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:09

He was just wishing you luck on your "family outing."

Maybe he wanted to role play as the father in a freaky 3 way?

He obviously saw you weren't getting any, so he was letting you both know of an alternative?

I got nothing.

Nightheated | 8

#5862843 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:16

Wtf

hashshim | 21

#5863427 - Thursday 20 February 2014 4:51

9: I exile you from the Internet.

xx000o | 27

#5863650 - Thursday 20 February 2014 11:43

You are correct, you most definitely got nothing.

By amphetamin3 | 17

#5862835 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:09

Maybe you didn't catch the rest of his statement. "so...you're not." Ehh, I'd probably find somewhere else to get my oil changed.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5862846 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:18

Why?

amphetamin3 | 17

#5862880 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:51

Because every time I saw that guy, I'd remember that horrifying moment of someone implying me and my brother should date? I dont know. Don't ask me questions that I don't really have an answer for. You don't know me and my life! :p lol.