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it's ok OP I have long black hair and when I came out of the shower my hair covered my face and i saw my reflection. I looked just like that girl from the ring. I got so scared I ran into a door:( sometime we scare ourselves, that's life :D

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Top tip: tap on the FML next to the small post and use the arrow key top left :) weed helped me solve this

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Wait... Scared as in *saw leg fat out of corner of your eye and thought it was a bug or something*..or scared as in *OH MY GOSH my leg fat is so nasty it's SCARY :O*

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Run, girl I wanna see you drip sweat. I remember that song...but instead of sweat, OP should be singing "fat"

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I think the song you are referring to is just the edited version of a far more explicit song that goes into detail about a man in a club desiring to see a certain woman perform deliciously detailed sexual acts... by David Banner

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Dave, ill vote for you if you run for FML president. As long as you promise to take all the grammar police off this site. it would be a much healthier without them.

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Fmeonce_shameonu - Why would you give him an ill vote? That's just...Oh, you must mean "I'll vote for you." See why that grammar is so important? Without it, you look stupid. You don't like looking stupid, do you?

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Bastard-you understood though, right? I appreciate you proving my point! Point being grammar isn't everything and people still understand. Thanks pal! You're not such a bad guy after all.

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...and you cant think I actually care what people think of me on FML..it's not a popularity thing for me..on Friday nights I'm not at home on FML. I'm living a social life with real in the flesh people. I don't come off as stupid to them. Being I'm an engineer and help better my community on a daily basis. English was never my strong suit. But If you want to talk about advanced calculus and statics, I'm all ears. Then we can see who is "stupid". Please don't be rude anymore.

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