By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML I agree, your life sucks 36962 You deserved it 3952 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML I agree, your life sucks 25528 You deserved it 3534 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SocialAnxietyNightmare - United Kingdom Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML I agree, your life sucks 29594 You deserved it 17159 261 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Caught - United States Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML I agree, your life sucks 8640 You deserved it 42925 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThanksMom - United States - State College Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML I agree, your life sucks 13462 You deserved it 1296 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Idiot - 16/12/2020 19:58 Pencils down Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML I agree, your life sucks 780 You deserved it 270 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shoutout1011 Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 4524 You deserved it 450 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML I agree, your life sucks 60176 You deserved it 21143 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alex - United States Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML I agree, your life sucks 40683 You deserved it 10036 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By burgerpants - United States - Stamford Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML I agree, your life sucks 4152 You deserved it 276 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SaraSkyWolf Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML I agree, your life sucks 2752 You deserved it 1239 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By krfenton8 Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML I agree, your life sucks 25479 You deserved it 4061 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By flurina - Canada Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML I agree, your life sucks 33307 You deserved it 3638 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By woxliuke - Lithuania - Vilnius Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 14064 You deserved it 1542 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I hate children - United Kingdom - Liverpool Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 46082 You deserved it 5139 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By queenbee12345678 - United States Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML I agree, your life sucks 9895 You deserved it 26253 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By easyontheeyes1 - 1/5/2020 02:00 Romantic afterglow Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML I agree, your life sucks 1622 You deserved it 415 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By imafunguy - United States Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML I agree, your life sucks 32790 You deserved it 3064 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Msmerfner - United States - Hemet Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML I agree, your life sucks 48381 You deserved it 16044 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Emma - United States Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML I agree, your life sucks 32017 You deserved it 3451 155 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Camberwell Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML I agree, your life sucks 34560 You deserved it 2106 153 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my sister and I were sick of living with each other, so we'd decided to go on separate holidays. I get to my hotel, then an hour later she rocks up to the very same hotel to check in. She'd booked her holiday using a magazine she'd stolen from my room, and ended up in the exact same place. FML I agree, your life sucks 1969 You deserved it 260 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cereal_mistress - United States - Sonoma Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML I agree, your life sucks 34705 You deserved it 95810 251 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ouchies - United States Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML I agree, your life sucks 50177 You deserved it 3777 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Riverside Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML I agree, your life sucks 32726 You deserved it 2448 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lovesucks - United Kingdom Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 28924 You deserved it 4116 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pocketrocket90 - Australia - Capalaba Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML I agree, your life sucks 55197 You deserved it 5296 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotSoClean - United States Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML I agree, your life sucks 45491 You deserved it 8607 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sucky sucky - 7/7/2020 14:01 Oh, hai Mark Today, my crush, who’s notorious for only dating skinny girls, walked out of the break room. I turned to my friend and joked, “I may not be skinny, but I can suck a jawbreaker through a boba straw!” Turns out he came back because he forgot his phone. He most definitely heard me. FML I agree, your life sucks 662 You deserved it 1542 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuckyouverymuch - United States - Salida Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML I agree, your life sucks 41488 You deserved it 7810 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kelleee Today, I paid £200 for a car service to make sure everything was running okay. I got the all clear that everything was perfect and all necessary fluids topped up. I then wrote the car off 20 minutes later in an accident. FML I agree, your life sucks 3076 You deserved it 428 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/11/2020 02:02 Better off out Today, I was fired because I spoke up about a supervisor mistreating me. The assistant VP spent the meeting demeaning me to “teach me a lesson” and then said she was firing me because I “stirred the pot." Man, I really loved that job but I won’t miss the toxic work culture. FML I agree, your life sucks 1017 You deserved it 56 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stepknee - United States Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 34475 You deserved it 2152 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WellThere'sThat Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML I agree, your life sucks 2938 You deserved it 801 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nullpointer - United States - San Francisco Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML I agree, your life sucks 13684 You deserved it 1938 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Leenotgay - United States Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML I agree, your life sucks 35246 You deserved it 3631 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML I agree, your life sucks 42537 You deserved it 6934 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThatTrafficCone - United States Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 41520 You deserved it 2310 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Phoenix Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML I agree, your life sucks 49186 You deserved it 4783 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML I agree, your life sucks 58766 You deserved it 4361 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cbchawks | 14 #7717130 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 23:53 well, that was certainly something. not entertaining or funny. but certainly something Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By cbchawks | 14 #7717130 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 23:53 well, that was certainly something. not entertaining or funny. but certainly something Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 578 You deserved it 171 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 993 You deserved it 160 11 Comments