By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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EverestMelting 23

Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.

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ripresno 10

This is why alcohol is bad, kids

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AnimeCookie 9

I love the drinking FML's they are hillarious.

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aliciamarie1 8

Any FML that starts with "I got so drunk" is an automatic YDI.

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buckdharma 36

Op was still drunk when he wrote this FML. What he meant to say, was that he got caught jumping the cop's daughter in the garden. Some tramp, named Pauline.

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Enslaved 36

"I wanna run through your wicked garden Heard that's the place to find you"

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DanielleinDC 33

With a name like "Amber", I suspect the OP is a woman. Which would make jumping the cop's daughter even worse.

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poccocurantes 7

I don't think they are casting anymore for Jersey Shore II.

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Olivia_73 4

I'd be pretty scared, getting drunk and jump on a policeman's trampoline! Anyways.. ;p

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bigwiensch 15

this is yet another reason why smoking weed is awesome

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Dusty_Busters 15

You're a wild card like me. Welcome to the brotherhood.

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