By FriutlessApple - United Kingdom
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
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  jasmine2301  |  25

69, you OK?

  x3jmac27  |  22

To be honest, I cant stand walking alone or being alone in public. For me I don't like when people look at me and they know I am alone. It drives me nuts. It just all depends on who you are. And for me I only have like 2 friends so I know how lonely OP feels, I suck at making friends and when I try to people blow me off all the time.

By  BeccaHugs  |  17

Maybe next time you could ask a friend/coworker/family member to go with you so you wouldn't have to pretend? Or you could enjoy spending time on your own and not need to constantly worry about what other passer-bys might be thinking.

  perdix  |  29

#14, because they are ridiculously stingy with the meat! You could eat their Roast Beef sub and still be considered a vegan in 36 states!

5-dollar-foot-long? Bullshit! All that did was jack up the price on their only good deal, the Veggie sub.

  Zebediabolical  |  39

Wow. Around here they put plenty of meat on the sammiches. In fact when I picked up a double-meat sub for a friend of mine it was stuffed so full they had trouble closing and cutting it.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

@22 I think it smells also. For the same reason, I don't like Subways...

Call me naive, but I thought OP was going into the restaurants in the subway system (some of them do have restaurants) for lunch. Cause why the hell would you actually eat at "Subway"??