Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
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Top comments
LaBooskie 1
Funny dad.
Doortje 30
Well YOUR teacher does.
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Comments (81)
StanSmith2013 26
Your dad sounds like a lad!
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : At least he was concerned OP. Good father award!
ElishaisSexy2016 9
LMAO! How creative?
brittanywashere 14
Dude. Your dad is awesome!! Lmao
kitkattgirl 2
I commend your father. You getting in trouble wasn't worth it. And I hope your dad explains his reasons. But good job, Dad, and way to stick it to a failing school system.
FoyLiMo 0
least ur school is paying attention
PhishloverA 14
At least he didn't sign "Mr. Bigdick." I honestly don't know what he was thinking though because what kind of excuse is that, saying you're just making sure the teachers are paying attention to what the students are handing in?
bankrupt 15
No 55, how is this 'sticking it' to the school? All the dad did was prove that a teacher actually looked at a signature which is in no way penalizing the school. He stuck it to his own kid.
outoftown 27
Oh, to be a fly on the wall at this parent-teacher conference! Hope your dad owned up to his stunt, OP.
kjklopu 1
Legen wait for it dairy
thrAsHeRr9081 16
-.- really??? I didn't know milk could be so legendary.
drumrgonewild 2
Thats a reasonable request props to dad!!