Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
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Top comments
LaBooskie 1
Funny dad.
Doortje 30
Well YOUR teacher does.
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Comments (81)
riellllle 14
Lol well, it looks like it worked!
leydia 10
Did you notice he signed it that way?
MissKardashian_fml 3
Your dad sounds awesome xD
jessicalouise210 6
Your dad is a boss. Your teacher is doing what they get paid for. Sounds like you got it pretty good mate ;) I wrote a stupid name when fake signing it and my teacher NEVER noticed, my dad did and took my xbox away ¬_¬
behady 4
That's awesome!
NerdiMe3 0
That's why you get mom to sign all the important papers.
sgtcxelite 11
Someone must be new to FML. Not all mothers are the more responsible parent. My mom has signed school papers "Micky Mouse", "Fuckface", "Fat Bastard", "I know you're not checking these signatures so why do you send these home every ******* year?", and many more. She signed my sister's "Science Safety" contract "Why the **** do I have to sign this? Am I taking fifth grade science? Am I going to be in your class? Are you even checking this? No." And not one teacher has said a thing.
karmicsamadi86 9
Well, he does have a point....
btk711_fml 9
Lmao
Rick_E_Fresh 0
smart dad
msfudgemuffins 6
haha that's ******* awesome