Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
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LaBooskie 1
Funny dad.
Doortje 30
Well YOUR teacher does.
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Comments (81)
cierajay 3
mad respect
afairshake 8
Wow I'm all for wanting the teachers to pay attention to my kid but there's this wonderful thing called email which most school faculty has as well as parent teacher conferences. Obviously the teacher pays attention. Sure hope your dad stepped up for you and admitted what he did. Maybe dad needs some lessons in maturity and respect. FYL.
YoursTru1yXo 0
Well does she have bigtits?
HolyCrepe 10
Considering it's OP's Dad, I'm going with the assumption that he probably doesn't..
jelly713 19
Probably likes big **** in woman, so he wrote that as his lady's name.
YoursTru1yXo 0
Smh u guys that clicked negative clearly don't understand it smh idiots
thrAsHeRr9081 16
No, I think you're the one who doesn't understand. Reread the FML and then get back with us. Idiot.
the_wombat 6
Maybe 28 was referring to the teacher? I'm all for giving the benefit of the doubt.
Bonzer 2
The "Your life sucks" is at 666
Branflakes78 13
and we care why
lininnes 6
Did the principal ask you for your mum's mobile OP??
The_F3rris 11
At least he is concerned about your education.
jjmiller1001 17
what a good idea, my kids will thank your dad when they are in the principal's office
lmbachman 23
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pmacxx 5
Good for your dad. He should have let the principal know beforehand though..
HappyBlackGuy 1
Lol I first read this as ms bighead from rockos modern life