Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
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LaBooskie 1
Funny dad.
Doortje 30
Well YOUR teacher does.
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Comments (81)
desireev 18
Well, if the teacher wasn't paying attention before, she definitely is now! Better make sure you got the right answers. FYL, OP!
Enslaved 38
Well it's not like you can personally get in trouble for something your dad did. A trip to the principal's office sounds like a free pass out of the classroom. Yay!(:
MrBond007_fml 6
I used to get in trouble so often in school that the principle and I became pretty good friends. We used to just kick it in his office every time I got kicked out of class. No bull shit.
Zachthejoker 10
WTF?
perdix 31
Tell your principal that's his stage name.
trippythehippy 6
You have to admit he's got a point... Personally I like his style!
Grimmerie 31
Pardon my ignorance, but unless you're handing in a waiver for a class trip, what would your parents need to sign for you to hand in? I never experienced anything like that in my school system, and I'm only three years out of high school.
MsMourningStar 22
Some teachers print out grade reports and require them to be signed by a parent and returned. There is also the random papers the school board or just the school in general has parents fill out and sign.
Grimmerie 31
All right, thanks for educating me! I went to a few different high schools and never came across anything like that, so maybe it's an American thing?
jjmiller1001 17
i know in elementry the kids to to have crap signed every day
MsMourningStar 22
Ahh yeah, it's deffinately an American thing.
SApprentice 34
Did your dad accept responsibility, or just leave you to suffer? Either way, that sucks.
HeyArnold91 8
You'll look back years from now and think that was awesome ;)
annie_nk 23
Troll dad in real life. ;)
canadagurl2112 3
I love your dad!!!