FML's guide to a stress-free St Patrick's Day Savour the flavor of the day, but be careful out there! I agree, your life sucks 673 I agree, your life sucks 673 You deserved it 172 You deserved it 172 49 7 6 14 By Louis - / Friday 17 March 2017 12:36 / France - Paris
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in... I agree, your life sucks 41881 I agree, your life sucks 41881 You deserved it 6308 You deserved it 6308 74
Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second... I agree, your life sucks 12138 I agree, your life sucks 12138 You deserved it 54007 You deserved it 54007 300
Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket.... I agree, your life sucks 19638 I agree, your life sucks 19638 You deserved it 2035 You deserved it 2035 30
Today, I was fired. For no reason, at all. Literally. And it's totally legal. Thanks to my state being an "at will" employment state. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 0
Today, I (20F) decided to be bold and give my number to an attractive Asian guy working at a Japanese restaurant I went to. I really didn't expect him... I agree, your life sucks 24 I agree, your life sucks 24 You deserved it 7 You deserved it 7 0
France Today, I got into a car accident. I hit a pole in the middle of the night trying to avoid a car that was coming at me head on. Actually, it was just the...
Venezuela Today, I was alone in the house at night when I almost died of fright after seeing a woman staring at me through the window. I screamed before realizing...
When someone submits a selfie in the FML Photo category… …we publish it, because we're sarcastic sadists.
Today, in my new house, in one room, this is where I have to plug my electronic equipment in. I don't have other sockets. I either have to lay a new pipe...
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