Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
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Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur teacher's a dumbass
hellooo222 0
wow stupid teacher
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Comments (163)
capthavoc123 0
Behave yourself in class next time. You totally deserve this. Teachers have enough to deal with without putting up with brats like you.
99Rage 0
How old are you, 45? if they don't like what the job entails, maybe they shouldn't become a teacher. and not every student is a "brat"
Menick47 0
Damn OP! You shoulda went back in the class and said something.
dugumit 0
I doubt your teacher forgot about you. most likely your asshole behaviour got you exactly what you deserved. why don't you learn to control yourself in class and act like the adult you want to be treated like.
Ruprex 0
@140 the teacher was being an asshole even in that instance. He may have deserved to be sent out of the room, but the teacher nontheless forgot him and accused him of skipping because she forgot him. THAT he didn't deserve.
TryToBeKind 0
Behave yourself in the first place. you deserved it.
blastvortex 4
Ditto. If you hadn't been doing something "inappropriate" in the first place, this wouldn't have happened. Unless you galvanized the entire class/faculty against yourself though, it's not like you don't have plenty of witnesses to your attendance. Complain to the higher-ups. If that won't work, then you probably had it coming — that's called karma.
fawfulster 11
If you can explain that to your mom (and maybe the principal) then there'd be no problem at all. Unless of course, the teacher might hate you now.
Nick_Stevens 3
Define 'inappropriate'....
blitzen123 0
Your teacher is pretty smart. =
ColdGold 6
Try this: Sit down and shut-up. Maybe you'll learn something and we all won't have to pay for your jail time.