Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
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Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur teacher's a dumbass
hellooo222 0
wow stupid teacher
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fmylife245 0
my math teacher gave us an extra day to finish a worksheet so i brought it in the day it was due i asked the teachers aid to help me with last four problems which were different from the rest so she took it to the teacher and asked her if she wanted me to finish it in study hall (which i planned on doing anyway) and the teacher said no it was really due yesterday so just give her detention after school on monday, well that was the day before we got off work and school for a week for a little vacation, so my cell phone was already packed up so i didn't take it with me, and the teacher decided to cancel my detention, so i might as well have stayed becaus I couldn't call anyone i had to wait there about an hour and then a week or two later we got grade sheets, mine said that I need to ask for help god i hate stupid teachers
prince_harry 0
Actually, in my school, it's a rule that if you get kicked out of class, you get marked absent (unexcused) and you get a phone call home.
skippy182 0
dumbassed teacher
Mattlozano12 15
The irony...
RAUN 8
You have learned that you should either act appropriately so that you can stay in class and learn the lessons the teacher planned or you need to act so inappropriately that the teacher cannot forget that you have been kicked out.
interesting33 37
Get people from your class to stick up for you?? E.g. sign a petition?
staceejaxx 6
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
deadpool2334 1
tht suks
lambsbreath 7
Liar
teentee401 37
Maybe the OP posted this on a different day and it just got posted now. Also, every FML automatically starts with today. Dumbass.
Mattlozano12 15
Why do they even allow idiots like this to apply for jobs? I totally understand OP, I had a teacher like that in 8th grade.