Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur teacher's a dumbass
hellooo222 0
wow stupid teacher
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Comments (163)
jett_0621 0
oh okay thanks
music_METAL 0
this happens to me all the time. I just kick the walls once outside to piss off the teacher without being in the room. then I stop when I hear the teacher coming and when he/she yells at me I say excuse me and play dumb :]
facingforeverr 0
lol i do tha same thing every time except i kick the door like every two minutes. then the teacher will get all pissed offf its so funny
alex_vik 1
Wow, I wish I was as cool as you two. /sarcasm
Freeze_fml 17
You both sound like the annoying kids no one wants to deal with in school.
music_METAL 0
oh sorry I didn't kiss ass like you.
CheshireHalli 19
Nothing to do with kissing ass. Everything to do with not making someone irritated that has influence over you graduating. =) Though you two do sound cool (not).
Mak10 6
My teacher did the same thing to me in 3rd grade. Kicked me out of class and forgot about me for two whole hours. I just sat outside the door. Another teacher that passed by like three times finally went in and reminded my teacher that he left me out there. He was just like, "Oh, I forgot." Douche bag.
clux44 0
plausible deniability.
Person1233 13
I once got sent out of class for dropping a pen. I didn't throw it or anything, it simply fell off of my desk. She was obviously PMSing, stupid bitch. I sympathize, OP. FYL.
cjdeskins09 0
thats funny shit and i agree FYL
darkmis1 18
YDI for behaving inapropratly.
darkmis1 18
*inappropriate
weezybaby22 0
hahahahah!
SOILEDIT 51
This is the smartest comment on this website ever.
99Rage 0
Wow, you're teacher is ******* stupid. FYL. this is xactly why I wish i could go back to school, just to bitch out every teacher who think they have all this authority and power. Like, ****. I got suspended..yeah SUSPENDED for standing up for myself. teacher doesn't do anything about it, and let's this **** get off scott free. and I get a week for "verbal abuse", when the guy was making threats. funny thing, after that suspension I made it my ******* duty to make sure that teachers day was ruined. Long story short...she ended up crying & leaving for the day. haha. (without violence or extreme yelling, of course) wow that was long..just my thoughts on teachers though. **** em all.