Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
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Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur teacher's a dumbass
hellooo222 0
wow stupid teacher
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Comments (163)
revcanon 0
YDI for the behavior in the first place.
Ruprex 0
"Detention. Stop being forgettable and make me notice you." "You sent me out of the room BECAUSE I wasn't being forgettable. Then you forgot me." "SHUT UP! NO EXCUSES!"
letitbe56 0
Maybe she's trying to make a point. If you're not going to behave in class, it's the same as if you never came. In fact, she'd probably prefer it if you didn't go.
kaitlinQ 0
u got a stupid yeacher
kikui_16 0
this sounds like a teacher i know. lol. i live in Oklahoma but then again it could be anyone in OK. lol. I just hope i dont know the person. haha. stupid teacher thou and stupid for the kid (or teen) that was sent out. but still haha
bobman555 0
go to the principal and say this " Principal (name) Mr or Mrs. ( name) morlestered me." Problem solved
SOILEDIT 51
That's not how it works in real life, man.
rwac07 0
lmfao #11
ilynorrington 0
lol that's happened to mee sooo many times
freemoneyman 0
that is crap your teacher can't do tht
DeltaBalls 2
YDI for putting a U in behavior hehe troll xP