Work: Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck...

By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Caught short

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 16:00

Today, I peed myself pretty bad while waiting for the elevator in my boyfriend’s luxury apartment building, and there was a camera. I ran away, but I was afraid my boyfriend would get fined if I left it, so I tried my best to clean it but I feel like such an idiot now. I really hope they don’t check the camera footage. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By popasquat - 04/12/2018 12:00

Today my roommate was taking forever in the shower. I had to pee like crazy. I danced around waiting and waiting. I couldn’t hold it anymore so I snuck out to the backyard to pop a squat. The relief hit me at the same time the realization that our landlord has security camera in the back yard...FML

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theamazingd 17

Sunday 19 June 2016 0:22

Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.

BadDay98 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 0:21

Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?

Comments

vikky538 28

Sunday 19 June 2016 15:40

Keep checking Pornhub for security cam masturbation by worker..!

fictionaldiary 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 15:51

How did you think you did not deserve this?

iLuvfatchickz 4

Sunday 19 June 2016 17:26

I hope you didn't shake anyone's hand afterwards

fuzz557 14

Sunday 19 June 2016 17:55

Maybe the security guard will take a copy home...

Gundel 22

Sunday 19 June 2016 19:26

Work never has such an effect on me

virtue333 4

Monday 20 June 2016 1:55

Everyone assumes this was a male...what if it was a woman??? Nah it was a dude

runfoxierun 5

Monday 20 June 2016 6:56

Couldn't wait? Reeeeaaaaaaaally? What else can you also not control yourself over?

winecrab 7

Monday 20 June 2016 19:20

You must be young. Otherwise I can't understand not being able to control yourself. Sorry but if they check the cameras you deserve to get fired. If you do get fired, just be glad you're not labeled a sex offender.

GhostFox 33

Monday 20 June 2016 19:29

What the **** is wrong with you? If you either don't understand that you shouldn't do this, or can't control yourself, you need to see a medical professional. At the very least you should have had the damn decency to use a bathroom for this.