By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Spicy
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
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theamazingd 17

Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.

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BadDay98 18

Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?

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8djht8 19

seriously always check for cameras ALWAYS even in your own home.

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8djht8 19

plus you could be registered as a sex offender just for peeing in public so I can only imagine.

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Pepsiisbae 15

Why not the damn bathroom?!!?!!?!!?!??!

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worthypegram1 13

If you seriously can't control yourself at work, you need some help. YDI 100%. Hope you get caught

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platypus546 24

Love that everyone has assumed it's a dude, coz girls never ********** ?

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DanielleinDC 33

There's a little male symbol next to the anonymous indicator. However, I understand that people who view FMLs on their mobile devices might not see them.

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malsomethingorrather 5

I've been hoping someone says this. I know I've stuck to the bathroom a couple times after a bit of day dreaming. Key work: bathroom not store room.

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azouwa 26

I noticed all the dudes in the comments say... go to the bathroom. All the females say... control yourself. I'm a female. I've done that in the bathroom at work. I'm a nurse. lol

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I_Like_Boobs 14

seems like you went to work to do "YOUR Business" lol on a different note what if the security monitoring the footage pleasures himself/herself watching you

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Zmanzem4 17

Hopefully nobody checks them. I know at my work, nobody checks them

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freddygasman 18

that you're aware of. It's most security's and loss prevention's job to stay distanced and disconnected from the general employees as not to become bias or accidentally reveal procedures and practices that aren't to be common knowledge.

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merry_rosey 2

Seriously? If you hadn't jerked off in a public area there wouldn't be cameras. Care factor 0. Karma's a bitch, I just hope it's you and not some other poor bugger who ends up near your load.

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lizenhagen 11

it's interesting that everyone assumes this is a guy.

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Cdwoods 20

it's not like the FML has the male icon on it or anything...

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