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By nmaidkieavg - 25/01/2011 06:13

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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Vibe check

By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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Probable cause

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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Stickler

By GN. - 17/09/2012 04:47 - United States - New York

Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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Detained

By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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Rangant 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:48

no sympathy here :)

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:53

Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.

Comments

emjay09 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 20:34

wow you're an idiot.

bassbon16 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:24

Yeah, f your life. Rules are there for a reason, to keep people safe (e.g. not to let people like you run people over). They're not to be broken by idiotic douchey fags like the OP who can't just stop at a gd red light. Don't f your life, just f you you piece of subhuman crap.

snafu63 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 1:14

you are a dumbass. you'd be more likely to get out of the ticket if you cooperated.

BrzlnBrwni 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 2:42

buajajaa perfect

dragster_fml 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 6:57

big deal a ticket

Texass2224 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 7:08

your stupid

Splayd 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 23:54

Hahaha. The irony!

ohhhyeaaa 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:55

u my friend are what they call a dumbass.

Falyn 0

Monday 31 January 2011 8:52

how would you know if it's "perfect French" if you clearly don't speak it or you could have continued your stupid bullshit to some how avoid a ticket? dumb ass.