Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML
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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said, "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
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Top comments
Rangant 7
no sympathy here :)
allmidnighteyes 11
Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.
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Comments (121)
emjay09 0
wow you're an idiot.
bassbon16 0
Yeah, f your life. Rules are there for a reason, to keep people safe (e.g. not to let people like you run people over). They're not to be broken by idiotic douchey fags like the OP who can't just stop at a gd red light. Don't f your life, just f you you piece of subhuman crap.
snafu63 0
you are a dumbass. you'd be more likely to get out of the ticket if you cooperated.
BrzlnBrwni 0
buajajaa perfect
dragster_fml 0
big deal a ticket
Texass2224 0
your stupid
Splayd 10
Hahaha. The irony!
ohhhyeaaa 0
u my friend are what they call a dumbass.
Falyn 0
how would you know if it's "perfect French" if you clearly don't speak it or you could have continued your stupid bullshit to some how avoid a ticket? dumb ass.
jennnwoww 2
ha win for the cop ...dumb ass next time follow the rolls of the roads.
jennnwoww 2
win for the cop...dumb ass follow the rules of the road