Today, my girlfriend asked me if I remembered what I did in my sleep last night. Turns out, in my sleep, I grabbed her crotch and said, “Just making sure you’re not Shae.” Shae is her sister. FML
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jbuckets_404
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So just how DOES OP know that's Shae's crotch doesn't feel like the gf's?
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MidnaLink
| 32
At… um… at least you said “NOT Shae”.
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MidnaLink
| 32
At… um… at least you said “NOT Shae”.
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Hapaboy808
| 12
nice
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TxKitten79
| 10
That's funny! At least you were making sure she wasn't Shae. lol
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RichardPencil
| 28
So , even in your sleep, you know what Shae’s crotch feels like.
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jbuckets_404
| 38
So just how DOES OP know that's Shae's crotch doesn't feel like the gf's?
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
After touching it often enough he might have some experience.
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Michael Hicks
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Maybe the expectation was that if she was Shae, she'd hit him for grabbing her crotch; whereas GF wouldn't...
That seems a bit far-fetched, but, who knows?
That seems a bit far-fetched, but, who knows?
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donb23
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Would be worse if Shae was her brother
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graayfox215
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Is your name tyrion lannister?