Today, my girlfriend asked me if I remembered what I did in my...

By sirttocs - 14/5/2019 00:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I remembered what I did in my sleep last night. Turns out, in my sleep, I grabbed her crotch and said, “Just making sure you’re not Shae.” Shae is her sister. FML

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By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7802740 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 5:32

So just how DOES OP know that's Shae's crotch doesn't feel like the gf's?

By MidnaLink | 31

#7802713 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 1:25

At… um… at least you said “NOT Shae”.

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7802713 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 1:25

At… um… at least you said “NOT Shae”.

By Hapaboy808 | 11

#7802726 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 4:15

nice

By TxKitten79 | 10

#7802728 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 4:23

That's funny! At least you were making sure she wasn't Shae. lol

By RichardPencil | 27

#7802732 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 4:38

So , even in your sleep, you know what Shae’s crotch feels like.

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7802740 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 5:32

So just how DOES OP know that's Shae's crotch doesn't feel like the gf's?

Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7802747 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 6:35

After touching it often enough he might have some experience.

Michael Hicks | 4

#7802986 - Tuesday 14 May 2019 22:24

Maybe the expectation was that if she was Shae, she'd hit him for grabbing her crotch; whereas GF wouldn't...
That seems a bit far-fetched, but, who knows?

By donb23 | 23

#7803043 - Wednesday 15 May 2019 6:23

Would be worse if Shae was her brother

By graayfox215 | 15

#7803187 - Wednesday 15 May 2019 19:57

Is your name tyrion lannister?