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By nmaidkieavg - 25/01/2011 06:13

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said, "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By GN. - 17/09/2012 04:47 - United States - New York

Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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Rangant 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:48

no sympathy here :)

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:53

Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.

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ant11_fml 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:14

That's what the kids call "PWNED"

mikezz22 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 8:23

try German or Russian next time... might work better

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 28 November 2011 4:30

I would do the same thing!

idreamtamonster 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:08

fail.

Valentine_Beauty 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:07

try speaking ancient greek next time...

Vita_1 30

Friday 16 May 2014 14:27

Should've gone with Italian. YDI.

Ipsum629 13

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:42

should have went with Icelandic

ChoolyBooly 32

Thursday 21 May 2015 9:19

Seriously, how stupid are you?

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