By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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bandofsand 10

I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

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MyMetalRomance 3

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

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bandofsand 10

I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

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fareith 15

The same thing happened to me when I broke my leg, I ended up "accidentally" "falling" into the side of the chair every 30 seconds until he gave me it.

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Horsempeg 25

Yeah or stomp on his foot with your crutch. What an a-hole . Some peoples kids.

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CrissyyyS2 22

The audacity of people... Shove that crutch into his throat.

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hugozac88 22

I guess butt holes have priority seating.

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CubanBitchh 10

Am I the only one that read OP's username..? o.o

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CrissyyyS2 22

72, just saw his username! Let me rephrase. Hex him by shoving your crutches in his anus.

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Gvfell 9

Or you could just flip him off back, but if all else fails, give him a crutch to the face.

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RrubiksCuber 6

You guys do realize that if op hit the guy, he (the guy) could defend himself and fight back. He would probably kick your ass too, considering he has one more working leg. People don't think things theough.

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MyMetalRomance 3

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

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Shrike 23

It's a subway, not a football match.

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xmidnightxlonerx 12

39, you have to realize that this is from the UK making football the correct term. Not "American football"

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RadikulRam 16

#39 He didn't say American Football, now did he?

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rttr 18

Hey! Dwayne wade only flops, like, 7 times a game

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ubertuber 9

"YDI for being careless and breaking your leg."

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Ian7890 23

#5 People don't always break their leg by being careless. You don't even know his story so don't assume it was his fault.

Jelbeztok 17

I don't think he was being serious..

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lilhellian 26

#14 He deserved it for having weak legs. YDI for not whacking him with the crutches.

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Sandman366 6

I thought it was obvious, YDI for having legs.

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lishajoy777 14

Yes! "Darn you for not being legless... its your fault you have them anyways!"

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AboveAll04 14

How far do you think you can shove your crutch up his ass? I think a foot would work

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SpamPam 18

Adjust the notches an go as far as it will take

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

i wouldnt want my foot in there... if its the good one and gets stuck, you're screwed, other foot gets stuck? ouch :p

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Mirorbo 26

This seems to happen a lot on subways, I've noticed.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Kind woman offering up her seat; Faith in humanity 2 Asshole stealing said seat; -2 Add flipping you off; -4. Focus on the kindness, its still worth more notice. :)

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emmingle 24

You should have felt free to take a seat. Assholes like that usually have no other purpose than making makeshift crippled seating arrangements.

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bReLiNg 18

Unfortunately this is the world we live in. Karma will get him hopefully.

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ZombieSazza 34

What the **** is wrong with some people?! Also, how the hell does the OP deserve this?

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Mirailecious 23

Some people accidently click on YDI. It's happened to me a couple of times when I'm on mobile.

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lishajoy777 14

Didn't you know he apparently deserves it for having legs..

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kailarahne 19

This happens to me so often that I feel that the YDI and your life sucks buttons should be very far away from each other. Yes, I accidentally YDI this post:(

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