FML : Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it...

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Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By a hex upon your anus, sir - / Saturday 25 May 2013 16:14 / United Kingdom

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By bandofsand | 10

#5507027 - Sunday 26 May 2013 2:59

I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

By MyMetalRomance | 3

#5507033 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:01

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

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By bandofsand | 10

#5507027 - Sunday 26 May 2013 2:59

I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

fareith | 15

#5507093 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:19

The same thing happened to me when I broke my leg, I ended up "accidentally" "falling" into the side of the chair every 30 seconds until he gave me it.

Horsempeg | 25

#5507177 - Sunday 26 May 2013 4:40

Yeah or stomp on his foot with your crutch. What an a-hole . Some peoples kids.

CrissyyyS2 | 22

#5507241 - Sunday 26 May 2013 6:05

The audacity of people... Shove that crutch into his throat.

hugozac88 | 22

#5507334 - Sunday 26 May 2013 8:22

I guess butt holes have priority seating.

CubanBitchh | 10

#5507354 - Sunday 26 May 2013 8:59

Am I the only one that read OP's username..? o.o

CrissyyyS2 | 22

#5507374 - Sunday 26 May 2013 9:43

72, just saw his username! Let me rephrase. Hex him by shoving your crutches in his anus.

Gvfell | 9

#5509921 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:44

Or you could just flip him off back, but if all else fails, give him a crutch to the face.

RrubiksCuber | 6

#5521873 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 13:18

You guys do realize that if op hit the guy, he (the guy) could defend himself and fight back. He would probably kick your ass too, considering he has one more working leg. People don't think things theough.

By MyMetalRomance | 3

#5507033 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:01

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

Shrike | 22

#5507054 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:05

It's a subway, not a football match.

Blackcatluck | 19

#5507161 - Sunday 26 May 2013 4:25

Most likely a soccer match...

xmidnightxlonerx | 12

#5507206 - Sunday 26 May 2013 5:07

39, you have to realize that this is from the UK making football the correct term. Not "American football"

RadikulRam | 16

#5507250 - Sunday 26 May 2013 6:12

#39 He didn't say American Football, now did he?

BulldogHoops | 14

#5507313 - Sunday 26 May 2013 7:40

Or a Miami Heat basketball game

rttr | 18

#5507365 - Sunday 26 May 2013 9:21

Hey! Dwayne wade only flops, like, 7 times a game

By ilovefall10 | 21

#5507037 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:01

How does OP deserve this?

ubertuber | 9

#5507049 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:04

"YDI for being careless and breaking your leg."

Ian7890 | 23

#5507070 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:09

#5 People don't always break their leg by being careless. You don't even know his story so don't assume it was his fault.

Jelbeztok | 17

#5507080 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:13

I don't think he was being serious..

lilhellian | 26

#5507085 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:14

#14 He deserved it for having weak legs. YDI for not whacking him with the crutches.

HarroIAmBob | 21

#5507576 - Sunday 26 May 2013 14:41

#14 he was being sarcastic

Sandman366 | 6

#5508025 - Sunday 26 May 2013 23:14

I thought it was obvious, YDI for having legs.

lishajoy777 | 14

#5508738 - Monday 27 May 2013 10:48

Yes!
"Darn you for not being legless... its your fault you have them anyways!"

By Potatobacon | 6

#5507046 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:03

Time to give him a cast and crutch of his own

amandam21 | 9

#5968802 - Sunday 8 June 2014 15:40

Lol

By AboveAll04 | 14

#5507051 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:04

How far do you think you can shove your crutch up his ass? I think a foot would work

SpamPam | 18

#5507352 - Sunday 26 May 2013 8:56

Adjust the notches an go as far as it will take

ZeusBeDubsteppin | 24

#5938683 - Thursday 8 May 2014 20:02

i wouldnt want my foot in there... if its the good one and gets stuck, you're screwed, other foot gets stuck? ouch :p

By Mirorbo | 26

#5507052 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:04

This seems to happen a lot on subways, I've noticed.

By Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5507053 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:05

Kind woman offering up her seat; Faith in humanity 2
Asshole stealing said seat; -2
Add flipping you off; -4.
Focus on the kindness, its still worth more notice. :)

By emmingle | 24

#5507062 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:06

You should have felt free to take a seat. Assholes like that usually have no other purpose than making makeshift crippled seating arrangements.

By bReLiNg | 18

#5507064 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:06

Unfortunately this is the world we live in. Karma will get him hopefully.

By ZombieSazza | 34

#5507065 - Sunday 26 May 2013 3:06

What the fuck is wrong with some people?!

Also, how the hell does the OP deserve this?

Mirailecious | 23

#5507593 - Sunday 26 May 2013 15:08

Some people accidently click on YDI. It's happened to me a couple of times when I'm on mobile.

lishajoy777 | 14

#5508742 - Monday 27 May 2013 10:53

Didn't you know he apparently deserves it for having legs..

kailarahne | 19

#5892787 - Saturday 22 March 2014 9:33

This happens to me so often that I feel that the YDI and your life sucks buttons should be very far away from each other. Yes, I accidentally YDI this post:(

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