Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
robsic66 14
What?
bombroot 9
Commented on the wrong fml bro
friedchickenpie 14
Someone obviously hasn't been reading the recent FMLs. This is from a few FMLs ago.
friedchickenpie 14
7, it wasn't the wrong FML. It's called a reference. I guess it wasn't a good one if it takes this much explanation.
bombroot 9
*7 not 17 And I got it now
Orchard 33
To all the people saying he is commenting on the wrong FML - the joke is since the OP farts in public (i.e. the movies), he shouldn't bring his "child" to a school where the child would tell everyone. He is referencing a previous FML on this current one to tie them in together to make a joke...
Catkam623 27
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog you learn more about it but the joke dies in the process
CharresBarkrey 15
Frogs are dead before you dissect them. No one dissects live frogs, that would be animal cruelty.
Xivion 19
Perhaps a (previous fml) so it is more noticed as a reference? Because now that I have read said fml I think it's hilarious.
Glitter_taco_ 10
Don't forget the fact it was a full theater it will be said by more than just the kids lol
football98_fml 20
lol i dissected a frog last week in school
23Z9TZO 18
Referencing an fml is the new pun
fareith 15
I understood the reference! Geez, some people..
ironichalibut 24
39- No, no one dissects live frogs because then it would be a "vivisection". Without the practice of vivisection, biology and medical science would possibly be decades behind where it is now. In agreement, yes, in the early days it was cruel in some ways, for example poking a live frog's nerves and organs to discover what they do. Through this though, we unravelled many of the mysteries of our own bodies. Vivisections still happens nowadays, but can be done humanely using the information they learned in the early years.
Jharrist89 12
Ha! On the ******* money!
murkinstock 5
you could have went to the restroom. that's what I do.
Mossears133 15
Some movies are so good (or so fast paced) you just can't.
M3DIC4T3 29
I don't understand this notion of farting in restrooms. Does one walk into the restroom, fart, and walk back out? I guess if I were in a restroom somewhere and someone walked in, let loose then left 5 seconds later, I'd be standing at the sink with my poker face on. Probably not a good idea to laugh or even breathe in that air.
Mandybruin 15
44, I wish I could thumb you up multiple times. Bravo!
dyehardxen 19
I dare you to get up to fart while watching Star Trek: Into Darkness.
Cristoforo 17
That's the movie I was watching! So good I didn't want to miss a minute!
reborndemon01 2
It was you, you nasty ************
hej2010 15
How can you know it was him?
mackdeezy 22
Youre supposed to release a test fart first. George Carlin would be ashamed.
HowAreYouToday 34
Fun fact: wearing a thong helps make farts silent.
bombroot 9
Consider op being a male That would be weird and weirder
friedchickenpie 14
The name IS Like_A_Sir, not Like_A_Madam.
MrConcise 34
@14 - I love the freedom thongs give my ass cheeks.
Glitter_taco_ 10
#14 I feel like you might enjoy having your ass flossed
Glitter_taco_ 10
#31 Why? Are you a hermaphrodite? Do you have both parts
MrConcise 34
@46 - I might, I'm currently working on Teeth: Prison Crusade.
chowE_fml 4
You guys act like guys can't wear thongs. Male G-strings exist. Last time I checked both men and women have buttholes that need covering.
MrConcise 34
@57 - I was being serious. I actually wear my girlfriend's from time to time when I'm at home. We trade clothes a lot. It's weird, but **** it all if I can't show off my rockin' can to my couch!
hej2010 15
Thanks
Welshite 39
Sounds like you handled it okay. Just make sure not to forget your monocle next time.
Sinamoi 18
On the bright side, maybe you'll be hired to make the explosion sounds on movie sets.
hej2010 15
Or death gas xD
Grand_Cookie 21
It's smell-o-vision!
friedchickenpie 14
Actually, OP is at the movie thea-odor.
Blackcatluck 19
It's the 4D effect
larsak 3
Smells like a smelly situation.
_GoodGuy 11
I honestly fail to see how your life is completely ******. It's only an embarassing moment that's all.
friedchickenpie 14
Ugh, it's one of those people who takes FML too seriously.