Today, I got my tonsils removed. My body also agreed that today was a good day to get a bad cough. My bed currently looks like a scene out of "Dexter". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML
Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML
Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, and for the past 2 weeks, I've had a massive pain in my throat. It went down for a while with antibiotics, but when it came back I had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery. There was a 3 cm abscess growing in my throat. Happy birthday to me! FML
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, it's 3 days before Christmas and my first day of holidays. Today is also the first day I have been sick all year. Hello tonsillitis, goodbye fun. FML
Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
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Top comments
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Is there a reason why you're not taking a cough suppressant?
Reaperbunni 4
Your body didnt decide to get it. The surgery lowered your immune system. Anyways all the more reason to pig out on ice creams and jello
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Comments (21)
amsterdamgirl 20
ouch!
KillMePlsKThx 7
Wow, I just finished watching an episode of Dexter.
dbt88 15
Dexter was pretty clean though...
flammaefata 20
Only the way he left his crime scenes - the plastic sheeting was usually spattered all over.
NotASquirrel 19
Dexter likes to keep things clean though.
manuwish 9
you should have it checked, bleeding after surgery is not a sign of recovery, you probably coughed the wounds open again and there are risks of blood infection as you know, there is large amounts of bacteria in your mouth, you really should get it checked and get a special desinfectant spray for mouth treatment or something..
pancakessdsjsn 17
This happened to me as well, OP... I don't envy you. :(