Miscellaneous: Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them... - FML

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

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Sorority

By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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duhanii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:05

should have done them yourself.

Richisme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:07

draw them on with sharpie

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kmwis_00 6

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:55

Pleasuring**

kaylernes 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:55

i had my mom do mine and she ****** them up. so j had to use eye liner and color them. but then like 2 weeks after that I was in a car accident and didn't have to see any one for over 2 months soooo. yeah I lucked out. but I also broke my leg and colller bone. and nose and it was bad. lol

missy_sad_face 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:04

and now you are sad!!

twinkiee_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 0:36

why didn't you just do it yourself ?? duh.

liz_sandoval09 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 0:43

Ydi u should have went to salon cheap person

julie3841 11

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:48

This reminds me of another fml where someone had her eyebrows done unprofessionally and she ended up looking like suprised Vulcan. Lol @ both of them.

pingpongpickle 8

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:28

my sister plucks my eyebrows too hahah

Altoreto 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:47

lmao this was funny as hell

klumzy0123456789 6

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:26

likeee!!!

myworld99 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:32

lol! picture, please??

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