Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Sorority
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Monobrow
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
What's up?
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Hatchet job
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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duhanii 0
should have done them yourself.
Richisme 0
draw them on with sharpie
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sallen0046 4
They're eyebrows. They grow back pretty quickly, and as long as you have some left it's not difficult to make them look fine while they're growing back in. You don't ever let your family cut your hair, do your eyebrows, or give you a tattoo. Next time get them waxed by someone who does so professionally. It's incredibly quick, cheap, and a lot less painful than plucking.
joeinthedark 18
I second that motion about Jennifer Connelly! She is one foxy lady!
perdix 31
You ought to do a comb-over with your nose hairs until they grow back.
isaiaha11 2
your friends are awesome
melainie 0
no not creapy, thank you. ; )
sneeze_watch 19
Oh sweetie. Get a filler pencil from the drugstore and watch some online tutorials on how to fix them until they grow back. And after this, get them professionally done.
joeinthedark 18
@ 72 You may think that, but I can guarantee you that if you had chosen not to do it, you would have gotten attention eventually.
FuckMyLife195 0
hahahaha fail
kuntageous 0
LOL. that's funny haha. I wish you had pics
jessxoxo28 5
get it fixed at a place and deal with them for now until they grow back (which wont be too long)