Miscellaneous: Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them...

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

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Sorority

By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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Hatchet job

By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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duhanii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:05

should have done them yourself.

Richisme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:07

draw them on with sharpie

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TheEpicFoo 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:28

ever heard of an eyebrow pencil? seriously...

AliceSaysFYL 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:38

I know, I've bought one now, thanks

tairii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:33

meh, just go to the drugstore and get a brow pencil.

fortunefades 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:41

Looks like you're just gonna have to be a sad clown all your life. :(

linzb752 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:41

if you "got" her to pluck your eyebrows, she probably didn't want to do it in the first place. sucks for you

andrew935 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:06

draw them with a sharpie chola :)

fadingaway 17

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:30

Big deal, they're eyebrows. They'll grow back soon enough.

Staciii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:47

always have your eyebrows professionally done the 1st time. that way they'll be easier to do yourself afterwards.

kmwis_00 6

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:53

That'd be the weirdest sex ever. I'd feel sorry for the guy. Feeling like he wasn't pleasurig you. Haha!

khosa 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:53

jus reshape em

glendahoee 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:55

shoulda done them yourself:(

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