Miscellaneous: Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them... - FML

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

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By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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duhanii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:05

should have done them yourself.

Richisme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:07

draw them on with sharpie

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luckyducky123 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:37

I don't get it. Why wouldn't you take your time? It takes me awhile just cause I pluck a few hairs, check the shape and then pluck some more. I don't do my whole eyebrow at once and hope to God it turns out alright. Be slow and patient about it and it'll work out just fine. For now, just use an eyebrow pencil to fill it in and wait for the hairs to grow back and either do it yourself or get it done professionally.

Gary_Fresh 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:49

Omg put a picture up.

JordanStayBrutal 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:49

bahahahhahahaha <33

JordanStayBrutal 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:52

raleigh - legit. made my life. hope i spelled your name right :p

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:09

Aha, glad I could make your life. :P

ladidalisa 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:02

BAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGAHGAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

knelson1912 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:21

lmfao that sucks xD

katie007 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:30

just draw em on chola girl style :))

jsn0x 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:48

fag

L_M_L_10 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:33

Just buy an eye brow pencil to match your hair color. if you dont know how to pencil them in google it, and if you do it well enough people wont notice. better than looking sad all day! But once they grow back, go spend the money (not expensive) and get them done. its easy to keep them up once you've had a professional put the shape itnto them!! GOOD LUCK!

fashionloverno1 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:54

that's actully halarious. let them grow back then get a esstition to do them proparly!

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