Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Sorority
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Monobrow
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
What's up?
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Hatchet job
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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duhanii 0
should have done them yourself.
Richisme 0
draw them on with sharpie
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Comments (201)
xxJORDISxx_fml 4
:( lol fyl
rwctkd95 0
poor boo boo
RawrCo0kiies 3
Get rid of the rest of it. Then, let them grow again. Then, you can trim them yourself and it'll be perfect from your point of view ! (: *I'm serious about the trim the rest ! (; *
RawrCo0kiies 3
i mean pluck. outta mah mind. (;
emilyk123 0
101 u r extremely hot
jellybeans4833 7
lol...hehe
5t3ff1k4h 47
Easy fix. 1. Don't let anyone but a professional do your eyebrows. However, even they've been known to screw up. 2. Grow them in and do them yourself, or get a stencil.
danii1996 0
lol ;(
AliceSaysFYL 0
Oh my god, this is mine!!!
AliceSaysFYL 0
Guess my name should be AliceSaysFML :(
AliceSaysFYL 0
Thanks. I've just been out to buy an eyebrow pencil...
rockthearts18 2
Bet u won't trust her with your facial hair again ; )