Miscellaneous: Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them... - FML

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

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By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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duhanii 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:05

should have done them yourself.

Richisme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:07

draw them on with sharpie

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xxJORDISxx_fml 4

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:34

:( lol fyl

rwctkd95 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:36

poor boo boo

RawrCo0kiies 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:39

Get rid of the rest of it. Then, let them grow again. Then, you can trim them yourself and it'll be perfect from your point of view ! (: *I'm serious about the trim the rest ! (; *

RawrCo0kiies 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:41

i mean pluck. outta mah mind. (;

emilyk123 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:50

101 u r extremely hot

jellybeans4833 7

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:54

lol...hehe

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:08

Easy fix. 1. Don't let anyone but a professional do your eyebrows. However, even they've been known to screw up. 2. Grow them in and do them yourself, or get a stencil.

danii1996 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:21

lol ;(

AliceSaysFYL 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:22

Oh my god, this is mine!!!

AliceSaysFYL 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:43

Guess my name should be AliceSaysFML :(

AliceSaysFYL 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:27

Thanks. I've just been out to buy an eyebrow pencil...

rockthearts18 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:27

Bet u won't trust her with your facial hair again ; )

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