Money: Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been...

By fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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By bankergirl - 16/01/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a weeks pay. FML

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By copmagnet - 15/10/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML

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ACAB

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

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What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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Ins and outs

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By fuji - 16/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:11

At least you get a burger!(:

disney_blonde 16

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:13

Maybe renew your tags on time like a responsible adult and this won't happen.

Comments

Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:44

I'm 16 and I earn more than you in a week.

ryno2004 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:49

YDI for not budgeting enough to pay for tags...

massagenist 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:04

ydi a police officers primary duty is to bring in revenue via citations for his employer.

Awahso 25

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:34

lol no, it's not...at all

MntDewKid89 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:22

dud

MntDewKid89 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:24

dude you only make 250 dollars wow I bring him about 2k every 2 weeks then again I don't work at a taco shack

haydenlee 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:48

I call BULLSHIT on this.

lifesux1314 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:34

haha

cellerbeck 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:35

Lifes1314 sux at life and that's why she hates life!!!!

mofo12 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:36

or you could buy cereal, which will last longer than a burger ever will.... so fast food that will be gone in a minute, or food that will last a week?! I hope you're smart enough to figure this out?