Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
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Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I was excited that my new skin care regimen seemed to be paying off. I told my husband of 35 years about it and asked him if I "looked good". He looked me over as if I were a stalled engine and said, "You look less stressed. That's good, but I mean… You still look like yourself." FML
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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hypothetically 0
That's the secret to proactive. It shapes your eye brows and cuts your hair.
Tubasaurus 0
Would you rather him say, "I'm glad you finally got your eyebrows waxed. Those things were starting to look like caterpillars."? Us guys don't know about every little thing that you girls put into stuff like this, we just know that you did something. All we really notice is that something about you is prettier.
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cattoe7 0
you're kind of lucky, my boyfriend notices every little thing.. good sometimes.. wretched other times
plexico 4
Don't put us on the spot like that! You ask such an open-ended question, you're going to get some wild answers. You should have asked him if he liked your haircut.
CherishFlowers 0
Well, that's still good, in a way. It means your acne is clearing up. =)
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
You could have been a bit more specific. I hate it when people ask me things like that, I never know what to say in case I get it wrong because I barely do notice- and I'm a girl. Stereotypically men wont notice things like that, so just assume he wont either.
Jess_17 0
Dump him
FlaminYawn 0
girls don't do that shit to impress their boyfriend, they do it to feel better for themself. If you wanna impress us, just out of the blue deepthroat 9 inches, swallow and keep going...that's way more impressive
Leptailurus 0
Stop caring about your appearance, it's obvious he doesn't. Stop acting like a brat and asking loaded questions and being upset when you don't like the answer. GOD I hate women who are so self-absorbed like that.
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for thinking that most guys notice that sort of thing. He went fishing because he knew you were expecting an answer but didn't notice that you're wearing different clothes from the day before. I personally don't notice hair or eyebrow changes unless they're really ugly. So him not saying something about your hair means it probably looks really good. HINT: Next time, tell him what you want him to notice. "Hey baby, I did my hair and got this new dress just for you! What do you think?" Then he'll drop the much-expected compliment and everyone will be happy.
itouchguy360 3
#15 your a dickface. she can't help she gets lots of acne. that's why there's such a thing as acne cream! duuuuuuuh!!
BvR 0
YDI for not waxing your brows on a regular basis like most women. but dump him for not noticing the new dress and hair cut