Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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KAMELOT_fml 0
uhm ... go and find some friends in rl? who the f... cares about facebook -.-
shelbtron 0
who the **** cares
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Comments (121)
john_bell 0
I don't want to be mean but you should know, I don't give a ****. OK
Nightfallz 0
what you expect random people to want to be your friend? ydi for caring about how awesome your facebook is and how many fake friends you have
Wikipedian 0
I'll be your friend!
thebigslim 13
Where the hell is the moderator for this one? You mean to tell me THIS is making FML? I am beginning to believe that there is a slight decline happening with decisions on what goes through and what doesn't.
jaybrown 0
OP, wanna be friends on Facebook?
jonny2x4 0
YDI for being such a loser.
LeashYouUp 0
OMG FIRST
Kervik 0
Uhhhhhm . . . O_o
AAAAHHHH12 2
OMG FIFTY-NINTH.(: Haha, but really.
Yulia_fml 0
Wow, this doesn't even mean you have very few friends on facebook. It just means no one has friend requested you in a while. I no longer get friend requests much on fb either...cause I'm already fb friends with everyone I know. YDI for being an idiot.
cheeseburgerplz 0
YDI for being jewish.
tinuelena 0
@62: YDI for being a douchebag. What are you? Christian? Muslim? I don't give a shit, but you don't use a religion as an insult. Fucktard.
Photogression 0
you can add me :) sarah rox