Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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KAMELOT_fml 0
uhm ... go and find some friends in rl? who the f... cares about facebook -.-
shelbtron 0
who the **** cares
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Comments (121)
EugenicMedic 0
Holy shit! I sent a friend request to the wrong person just yesterday and sent them the same message!!
cramazing 0
yeahh go **** urself liar
_THE_MASTER_ 0
im only gonna say your life sucks cuz you THINK this is an FML. GDIAF.
mastory96 0
ummm... not that bad. I don't get that many now because I'm already friends with everyone I know on facebook. maybe you just haven't met that many people with facebooks in a while. seriously. not an FML.
plexico 4
Oh, Jamie, you sound so sweet and lonely. I'll be your friend. What's Facebook?
Conkers 0
Oh my God! I honestly feel so sorry for you.
fcukb0o 0
theres a "i agree your life sucks" and "you deserve it". there should also be a "SO WHAT?!" who frikken cares, move and live on.
pleasetryagain 0
Did anyone read where it says "First one in four months"? This idiot could already have all of their friends added as friends and just be sad that no random strangers want to be "friends".
egaonogenki 0
Tell us your full name and we'll add you, 'kay?
rakkan56 0
oh my god, your life sucks balls. I mean, damn, 4 months without a friend request on facebook ?! Shit that's hardcore. * being sarcastic * just in case some idiot thinks im actually serious
Pastor_Rich 0
I agree, YDI for being on face book