Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
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Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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KAMELOT_fml 0
uhm ... go and find some friends in rl? who the f... cares about facebook -.-
shelbtron 0
who the **** cares
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Comments (121)
Vaetrus 0
I just hope it wasn't your first facebook friend request ever. Because as sad as actually caring about that sort of thing is, caring and have no friends on it is slightly worse. And much more depressing.
iElite 0
sad on many different levels. most important one: who counts how many days/months its been since they had a friend request? LOL 2ndly make some friends. if u cant. then theres something wrong with u. really. change ur attitude for a start.
xxdani 0
So what?
doubleAbattery 0
Add him/her anyway. Just because he/she said to ignore it doesn't mean you have to. Add them, and post something on their wall like, "Hey I know you said to ignore the friend request, but I figure you can never have too many friends!"
flinkpamingo 0
I'd be your friend.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Sooo...maybe if you got more friends in real life, you'd get more friend requests on Facebook. Besides, I agree, since when is Facebook a popularity contest? I don't know, I'd say your life is pretty cushy if you think getting an accidental friend request makes your life ******. It's not a big deal. YDI.
madZONE_fml 0
your prolly the kind of person that moves your fingers as if you were typing when you talk.
theanonimouse 0
... other people do that?
lolwatlol 0
Whats facebook? Is that like facepalm? or more like facedesk?
mattmag 0
No big deal. Unless you have no pre-existing friends. Then FYL.
Mosswine 2
YDI for being a ******* **** sucking hippo humper with three legs who can't get real friends cause they are flaming in real life and always need a fag to be sucking when their monkey rape butt is lonely.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Stop speaking so low of yourself, Mosswine. It's quite rude.