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By wingless_angel_7 - 02/12/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

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You deserved it 8 442

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 172

You deserved it 7 488

By likecomeon - 03/11/2015 03:55 - United States - Glendale

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 946

You deserved it 1 746

By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 281

You deserved it 8 759

Real friends

By MartinGitGud - 13/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was saying goodbye to all my close friends before I move out of state. I'd made plans with one friend in particular to meet up before I move away; he didn't bother to respond to my message or calls. Guess I confused a coworker for a friend, huh? FML

I agree, your life sucks 933

You deserved it 166

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 303

You deserved it 4 431

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 343

You deserved it 5 498

You look like you've seen a ghost

By Anonymous - 16/10/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 90

Nice catching up with you

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 22:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 193

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 635

You deserved it 4 172

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 840

You deserved it 2 949

xundria 5

Friday 3 December 2010 1:54

Sounds like a good friend. Move on.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 3 December 2010 2:13

Hint, hint, he wants you to burn down his house. Hint, hint, hint.

Comments

xundria 5

Friday 3 December 2010 1:54

Sounds like a good friend. Move on.

liindsey 25

Friday 3 December 2010 1:59

agreed. if someone is going to be an ass like that, you don't really need them in your life.

moosemonkey1000 6

Friday 3 December 2010 2:04

BURN!!!!!!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 3 December 2010 2:07

Well op that sucks :( That's why I don't message "friends" more than twice if they don't reply... But I don't have any real friends....

Daileyyy 0

Friday 3 December 2010 2:31

what friend?

theannonymousone 0

Friday 3 December 2010 4:37

If you wanna talk, #12, hit me up at [email protected]. Just say hi. :)

theannonymousone 0

Friday 3 December 2010 4:38

You too OP.

MoniV6661 0

Friday 3 December 2010 4:52

Awh. :/

terranada 3

Friday 3 December 2010 7:29

this is why I delete ppl from my IM list every year or so. especially if we weren't that close to begin with

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 3 December 2010 9:07

wow. hmmmph. don't worry about it. if you haven't talked to this person in two years it should be no sweat to just delete them.

sassyangel24 0

Friday 3 December 2010 1:54

that sucks!

purplecowchik 5

Friday 3 December 2010 7:58

Yes it does! Looks like someone framed you!

KelceyLoves 0

Friday 3 December 2010 1:56

Every time I send a message I am scared they will respond with this. Luckily they haven't yet! Haha.

lmfao1643 3

Friday 3 December 2010 6:31

Yeaa

tj41567 0

Friday 3 December 2010 1:58

ouch

lexi365 20

Friday 3 December 2010 2:03

just move on...

FYLDeep 25

Friday 3 December 2010 2:13

Hint, hint, he wants you to burn down his house. Hint, hint, hint.

smokeymcpottt 3

Friday 3 December 2010 2:41

He's a leprechaun!??

CaptSkippy 9

Friday 3 December 2010 11:32

after he jollyranchers his cars, eggs the frame, keys it, and slashes! now how are they going to escape?

username5000 0

Friday 3 December 2010 2:14

Awwwww :(

a_girl_i_know 0

Friday 3 December 2010 2:17

maybe he should have deleted you from his instant messaging....

griffin4 0

Friday 3 December 2010 2:18

LOSER!

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 10:26

Blocked, would be better. So the op would had never felt the pain.

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Friday 3 December 2010 2:18

your fml makes no sense. you say you haven't talked to him in 2 years but really what you've been doing is talking to him and getting no reply. Jesus you sound annoying. next time stop if he doesn't reply after the 3rd convo.