Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
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Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
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lat1404 16
Turn around and get it washed again. It's worth £10.
silvercamaro 22
I guess you haven't read that many FML's, when I think of the worst ones they usually have to do with physical or emotional pain, vomit can be cleaned off.
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Comments (90)
imreallyhighdude 6
You pay to get your car washed?
Foxiferous 6
I'd be spewin.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
I feel your pain but all you have to do is, go home, crack out the old water hose, and dish soap and you have a home made car wash.
loohoozuuhuur 13
Hope you had your windows closed!
Federgirl 19
eww that's soo gross! I'm sorry.
Kovu_fml 16
Most car washes I've been to allow rewashs withing a certain time frame.
Crlnprz 11
I have a serious phobia of throw up, so if that was me and we were at a red light during that I would get out of my car go to their car then either kick the shit out of the car.
lpreams 5
At least your windows weren't down...
stolenballoon 5
Did you go back to the car wash? Depending on the place, if it's within a certain amount of time (usually the same day) if you keep your receipt, you can get a free re-wash, especially if something like that happens right after you got it all nice and clean.
Rammer3500 23
At least it didnt come through one of you open windows